M. X. Eliot

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awidesetvagina: this is still the best story ever told at a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:40:25 -0400

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:38:22 -0400

tibets: here’s a pic of me flicking off a goose

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:38:12 -0400

tibets:

here’s a pic of me flicking off a goose

bryanthephotogeek: Samantha Bee is a role model.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:10 -0400

bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model.

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aduhm: which one is Yolandi

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:01:26 -0400

aduhm:

which one is Yolandi

cacophiliac: asdamagedasme: 2pups: have you guys heard of...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:27:01 -0400

cacophiliac:

asdamagedasme:

2pups:

have you guys heard of this slug yet it is called elysia chlorotica and when it is young it eats enough algae to be able to produce chlorphyll by itself, then it turns into a hybrid plant/animal and can DO PHOTOSYNTHESIS so that it DOES NOT HAVE TO EAT! also it is really beautiful and its back opens up and looks like a leaf

more info »here

VEGAN LEVEL 100

VEGAN LEVEL 100

anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:33:39 -0400

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund

i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

benedictcumbergasm: and this is the moment an entire theatre...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:21:22 -0400

benedictcumbergasm:

and this is the moment an entire theatre filled with adults and teenagers started crying

no movie has made me feel so sad about growing up.

joliejoly: despicable-me: Bob the Maid Download I AM SO...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:58:00 -0400

joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED. I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

lol sentient piece of corn lol

danbutt: “yeah i’m gay but IT’S OK because i act like a straight guy”

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:10:53 -0400

danbutt:

“yeah i’m gay but IT’S OK because i act like a straight guy”

mokou: if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:40:23 -0400

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:34:08 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:27:46 -0400

"I think your 20s are the hardest part of life. I mean, everyone goes on about how hard it is to be a..."

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 23:22:49 -0400

“I think your 20s are the hardest part of life. I mean, everyone goes on about how hard it is to be a teenager, but actually I think it’s tougher to be in your 20s because you’re expected to be a grownup and expected to earn your own living and be successful and I think you feel like a kid still.”

- Nigel Cole

(via funkienokie)

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