January 2011
48 posts
analogy
Lady Gaga is to Pop as Nicki Minaj is to Rap
done with this nonsense.
getting systematically ignored by a person you once thought to be one of your closest friends really gives you a new perspective on things.
goddamn. To say I won’t miss rochester is a vast understatement.
High School
More like Hell on Earth School.
"Vagina"
Mom: When I came home from work today I was called Vagina from a little boy across the street who was on a scooter. He was with his sister and they both laughed. I turned around and said That’s not nice Do you want me to tell your mother? They both said sorry
Mr. Crocodile, do you like codfish?
The song that plays in my head every time I open...
The music from Swan Lake
I can play it on the piano. I’m basically turning into the black swan right now.
This is what I do when..
spongebob comes on.
What this is for
I reblogged a bunch of photos. I need some words. That’s what these are for
Watchfunnyordie:
Best Dancer Ever
Behold this majestic dancing beauty. Can you believe this is her FIRST public performance?
PG-13
MOM: Did you see the facebook movie
ME: Yeah…why?
MOM: You didn’t tell me they curse:o
what a good day
just chillin, guckin (lookin auf deutsch) at dome deviantarts, listening to feist and she and him and the like, doing some simple PDM. gotta love easy, pleasureable days.
contentment.
you know that thing
where you paint your shoes with bleach?
I’m doing it.
Free Samples
Mom: sharon says hi
Me: who is sharon?
Mom: the woman at costco giving out samples
umm...
“There are double meanings to ‘Push it’” - Pepa from salt n pepa
False, pepa. Have you heard your song? I’m pretty sure there’s only one meaning with that one.
The best
soup is the best food. ever.
I mean think about it. There’s so many different versions and flavors. AND, you can put crackers and cheese on top.
“Alright, let’s shoot this fucker”
– Bela Lugosi
optimisticmitch asked: Hey mate, thanks for following :D
mannequins
when women are bald. they look like….
Frustration...more like Frownstration.
Why can’t the good folks at scholastics send a blimp or something over my house to tell me if I got anything in the show? dear God. If anticipation could kill a person. I’d be dead now. Probably would have been dead on saturday. Or something like that.
sm0key-d0key asked: you're fantastic.
Obligatory "first day on tumblr" post
I’m bleaching my shoes today. ‘Cause I feel like it.
Also, just bought 4 movies: shutter island, ed wood, forgetting sarah marshall (for the dracula musical bit), and Fargo. should be an interesting couple of days…
ALSO, natalie portman, during her acceptance speech last night, made the joke I made two nights ago about the scene in Black Swan which goes as follows:
“dan,...
“If you break up the word ‘diet’ into syllables, the first syllable...”
– Richard Simmons
“The next time we see sky, it will be over another town. The next time we take a...”
– Mikey, the Goonies
4 tags
"Patrick, do you think squidward is taking this a bit too far?"
"He's only a block away."
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Obligatory "how do ye do"
hello.
My name is max, and I am currently watching the television. I suppose i will be tumbling from now on, so be kind and whatnot. I’m new to this sort of thing, so I’ll be keeping these short for a while.
I like movies and giraffes.
awkwardly, -Max